March 9th, 2013

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the
back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in
the shed stealing things.


He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available"


George said, "Okay.."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing
things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right
now." and he hung up.


Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.


One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

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 Помните статиста Новосельцева из «Служебного романа», которого бросила жена с двумя детьми: мальчиком и мальчиком? Он после этого еще стал начальником отдела легкой промышленности. А вот английский преподаватель живописи Джон Майатт, когда его бросила жена с двумя детьми, с мальчиком и девочкой, поступил иначе – он стал одним крупнейших фальсификаторов в истории мировой живописи.
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