December 22nd, 2012

TSA Airport Scans

The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results





October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3



It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.


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